Sexy Amber Brkich (Survivor: The Australian Outback, All-Stars)

Here she is, the first lady of Reality TV, Amber Mariano, née Brkich!

Although it makes sense that someone who's blatantly leaving essential vowels out of her maiden would shoot a sexy pictorial without giving us so much as a glimpse at her murlonios, we'll take what we can get.

The upside is that the Boston Robfather doesn't have to have us knocked-off for looking peeping these sweet pics of his bride from Stuff Magazine. Are you telling me that you wouldn't screw over Lex for a shot at this? Don't be stupid, stupid.

MUCH MORE SEXY AMBER AFTER THE JUMP!

Sexy Kimmi Kappenberg (Survivor: The Australian Outback, Cambodia "Second Chance")

Some of you haters out there are going to say right away that Kimmi isn't sexy, but name another Survivor in the history of the show that has immediately got you thinking about them masterbating. Some people have a problem with her loud mouth in Australia. Personality goes a long way, sure, but young Kimmi had a slammin' body and her mom-bod wasn't half bad either - I would. Sadly, Kimmi has never posed nude, but there was a brief time, during the Survivor Rockstar years, when Kimmi found time to do some sexy photo shoots and even get wild with whip cream on Opie and Anthony. Unfortunately, being as this was just at the dawn of the digital age, many of these photos haven't been preserved as they should. If you have higher quality images, please get in touch.

MORE SEXY KIMMI AFTER THE JUMP!

Nude Survivor Season 2: The Australian Outback

Nude and nearly nude Survivors from The Australian Outback include Amber Brkich in some sexy lad mags, Kimmi Kappenburg getting crazy on a radio morning show and the Black Widow herself, Jerri Manthey, giving us the glorious full monty in glorious full color.

NAKED SURVIVORS AFTER THE JUMP!