Thursday, February 13, 2003

Jenna Morasca (Survivor: The Amazon, All-Stars) Nude

One of our worst Survivor winners brings us one of our hottest Playboy pictorials. Jenna and Heidi were inseparable in the Amazon, so it is only fitting that they be featured together here. That Hugh Hefner must have one massive jar of peanut butter.




MORE NAKED JENNA AFTER THE JUMP!

Up first, Jenna's Playboy pics. Find more like this at Playboy.com

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Thank you, Playboy. That was great. Heidi solo pics in her individual post. More like this at Playboy.com

But before we move on completely, have you seen these crazy pics form the Playboy release party? First of all, the extent to which they thinned out Jenna's human-proportioned nose is disgusting - even more disgusting than the way the boys of Tambaqui were talking about the Amazon women. But still more disgusting than that is the appearance of Clay Jordan at this Survivor playboy premiere. Can you imagine anyone grosser? Nothing kills a boner faster than Survivor Thailand. Ask Ted.







Good times, ladies. Thanks for the mammaries!

And it wasn't just Playboy. Heidi and Jenna stayed very busy during this period. In fact, they really should have had their own celebrity couple name. How about Jeidi? Or Henna? No, let's go with Strobelasca. One of my favorite Strobelasca events was the Reality Revue Burlesque show that they performed in at one of Trump's shitty casinos in New Jersey.







Thankfully, I couldn't find any video of the show. I'm sure it was fine. Personally, favorite part of the evening is how drunk Jenna got afterward. If you follow the photos from that night you can easily track Jenna's decent toward blackout.



Jenna's handler, who might be Zeke from Millenials vs Gen X, is quietly celebrating every drink because he sees a sloppy-fun night in his future.



And now for a couple of random sexy Jenna shots-







Jenna hasn't found occasion to get nekkid much since her Playboy appearance, but when she did, it was for a good cause with her then boyfriend, fellow Survivor winner Ethan Zahn. What great ambassadors for animals, Survivor, and nudity.




For anybody out there who really hated Jenna's Survivor game and wondered if she could do any worse - no, I'm not talking about her run on The Amazing Race - why not check out her brief professional wrestling career as a TNA Knockout? I don't follow wrestling, but I understand that her first match is considered among the worst of all-time. So, good thing she looks hot in a corset.





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